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i'm currently taking part in carykh's youtube camp: eleven words of wisdom, the second season to the og ten words of wisdom! this page will just showcase my twow stats and neat stuff like that :)

and if you must ask why all my confessionals have me sounding like badly-quoted shakespeare, its because im a silly archaic word lover :P

ROUND	PROMPT	RESPONSE
EWOW 1	What did Ten say when he was upgraded to Eleven?	In a one to one conversation with himself, he said, "Odd."
EWOW 2	Six years ago, we feasted on Tide Pods. Which pods are we feasting on now?	In 2024, we feast our ears upon groundbreaking music-listening technology: iPods!
EWOW 3	Our first EWOW friends will be eliminated this round. What does the EWOW afterlife look like?	Eliminated books await a new season on the EWOW library shelf!
EWOW 4	Choose a word. Then, write an acronym describing the opposite of that word!	N/A
EWOW 5	You are sent back to the year 5,555 BCE. Convince the people there that you're a god.	By spreading modern diseases to ancients, I'm their god of death!
EWOW 6	Come up with a false reason for a true fact.	You can't dig from America to China, because of border restrictions.
EWOW 7	Give an example of an object and what its presidential campaign slogan would be!	ROCKET 2024: Stellar diplomat; foreign policy is out of this world!
EWOW 8	How do you defend yourself against our digital and mechanical overlords-to-be? (No I/O/L/0/1.)	Be a surfer, because they're backed by waves, weather, and water!
EWOW 9	The zodiac animals have decided to add a thirteenth animal. Which one won the competition, and how?	To make a baker's dozen, they all chose to add yeast.
EWOW 10	​Come up with an alternate use for a food item.	Spam should be used to flood donation boxes of food banks!